Pretty close to the truth, I must say. http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FPREEMPTIVE_CLINTON_ARTICLE_9_14_09.jpg&videoid=97956&title=U.S.%20Condemned%20For%20Pre-Emptive%20Use%20Of%20Hillary%20Clinton%20Against%20Pakistan U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
